How many kids do you have?
I have three boys and one girl. Ben is 16 and very cool, but still doesn't mind hugging me in public. Bo is 13, very athletic and tenderhearted but would rather eat bugs than hug me in public. Jackson is 9, has quite an artistic bent and is smarter than me. Lily is 5, has a mind of her own, but because she is so cute, she can get away with it.

What does your husband do?
Besides staying in incredible shape and looking hot, he runs his own consulting company called Q3 Marketing. He is also a great father and my best friend in the whole world. And he is extremely faithful to me, so don’t even think about it.

Do you plan to have any more kids?
Rod and I did the math. We have been parenting for over 16 years and have 13 more years until our youngest leaves the nest. We adore our kids, but think that we better stop. Besides, having more kids would delay our ability to take selfish trips to exotic locations, and we want to travel extensively before we’re too old to look good in a bathing suit.

How long have you been married?
19 years and counting. I was married in the 80’s which is why you will never see a wedding photo on my photo gallery page. Peach, poofy taffeta dresses and big hair didn't look good on anybody. The 80’s was an ugly decade.

Do you have any formal training?
I have a degree in Communications and Journalism. I spent my childhood writing poetry and songs because I was a brainy nerd and only had one friend. I soon found out that I inherited my mother’s singing voice (not too good) and therefore had no future in the music business. Thus I was forced to pursue the non-verbal route.

Do you get paid to write?
I get paid to write for magazines.  I am also looking for advertisers for this site. Then I will have more money to buy things like makeup and trendy clothes.

If I email you, will you email me back?
That depends. If the new TV lineup has started, it will take longer to hear back from me because I will be watching Grey’s Anatomy and 24. I have my priorities.

Can I send you things in the mail?
You mean like free stuff??? But of course…..as long as it is not anything illegal or obscene.

Are they real?
Thanks. I'll just take that as a compliment.

I noticed you also have a photography business. I don’t have any money, but would you still take pictures of my kids?
Sorry. I only do the freebie thing for family and close friends.

Will you be my friend?
I’m an extreme introvert and therefore can only handle about 4 friends in my life without going mental. Right now all the slots are full, but I’ll let you know if something comes available.

How did you get such a hot husband?
I don’t like this question because you are implying that I am not hot.

What are your weaknesses?
Fear of failure and barbecue fritos.

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